chubbyjones:
I love a good ginger - but the ginger I love the most is the one sneering at Jennifer Love-Hewitt as though she?s about to grab the nearest meat cleaver and smash her face in. My girlfriend has been obsessed with watching Ghost Whisperer as of late - and because of this, I am semi-forced to watch it as well. I only say semi because obviously I could go into the other room and, oh, I don?t know, read a book or something, but I just don?t. I guess the deal is, she gets to watch Ghost Whisperer and I get to drink as much alcohol as it takes to get through five episodes in a row. Before I went to sleep last night, I actually thought about this very picture - and my incessant watching of GH eventhough I can?t stand it. I?ve decided there needs to be a drinking game to go along with the show just so I have another excuse to watch it (besides JLH?s amazing boobs - because that is absolutely the best part of the show and they are outrageously nice chichis). The reason this game will be so great is because whether you love her or can?t stand her, this game is for you (I do it for the drinkers). Are you ready? I sure am!Take 1 sip every time Melinda wears a VERY revealing top which shows off her bodacious boobiesTake 2 sips every time Melinda wears a top that is not just revealing but utterly inappropriate. Here she is talking to children who have had near-death experiences.Take 1 sip for every time a ?friendly? ghost basically tries to kill MelindaTake 1 sip for every time Melinda finds everything she needs with one simple search on the internetTake 2 sips every time Delia mentions she still doesn?t believe in the paranormal (even if she has seen some crazy shit, been electrocuted, watched things fly across the room)Take 1 sip every time Melinda makes THIS faceTake 1 sip and punch yourself in the fucking face every time Melinda tells someone, ?I know this is going to sound strange, but I have a gift.? Take 3 sips every time Melinda cries (by this time you should be totally hammered so maybe put it on pause and go back out to the liquor store)Take 2 sips when you get to the later seasons and Delia?s son Ned dates every new girl to move to town who has a ghost attached to her, regardless of the fact that he hangs out at an antique store, is studying paranormal activity, doesn?t get his hair cut and his name is fucking NED.Finish the rest of your glass and kick your television set every time Melinda fails to tell the living folk what the dead folk actually want her to say. And there you have it my friends. By the end of an episode you might have alcohol poisoning but at least it made it all worth watching no?
Not to be tooting my own horn but I had to reblog this so others will play along with me.
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