Texts From Lindsey

It's that tme agian. I have a phone full of texts & tweets from Lindsey, my teenage daughter. She is always making me laugh. Here are some new ones. Enjoy:Her: I need a black semiformal dress by the 22.Me: And?Her: I mean do u have one that might fit me?Me: I don't even OWN a dress! Her: it was worth a shot...like maybe u had one that you've never worn?Me: Have you ever met me?Her: Ok, ok. Point taken. Does *Melissa* have anything that might work?TWEET:THREE TIMES now I've been outside picking up pinecones in the front yard and not ONCE have I gotten a single honk! Back to the treadmill.TWEET: watching an alien movie. By myself. In the dark. So terrified I'm about to pee. This is the most fun I've had all week!TWEET: if I ever invent a time machine, the first thing I'm going to do is go back to Egypt and slap Pythagoras in the face.TWEET: ordered fish-n-chips for dinner tonight. I don't even like fish. Must stop watching BBC.TWEET:KFC is a place of silmutaneous fried chicken and fear of being kidnapped in the parking lot.

lesbian gossip lesbian life lesbian interest