Sunday, July 17, 2011
Tweets from Lindsey
Same situation. I get Tweets from my 17 year old daughter. They are sent to my phone and my inbox is full of her cute Tweets so I am dropping them off here so that I can delete them from my inbox and have room for new messages. Without further ado:Tweet 1:How I judge someone in the parking lot is going to murder me: if he wears socks with sandals or leaves a dress shirt untucked.Tweet 2:Convinced I saw a lamp floating outside. Forgot about a little thing called reflections. I'm an idiot...Tweet 3: (She tweeted this conversation between Melissa & I about her home state of Michigan)M: "The beach is awesome, too."S: "When we went last July, we were wearing hoodies. It was freezing!"M: "THAT WAS AN UNSEASONABLY COLD SUMMER!"Tweet 4:5 Facts About My Mom:1. She looks like me only not2. She can kick your moms butt3. She'll get yo respect even if she has to hold your cat hostage 4. She likes Joan Jett and knows every decent 80s song5. Well, let's just say that she managed to deal with ME. The end.Tweet 5:Cheetos inside of Bugles are not nearly as delicious as they sound.Tweet 6:Just passed a kid mowing his grass shirtless, so white I thought he was wearing a t-shirt. KID, THAT IS NOT A SKIN TONE. THAT IS MAYONNAISE.Tweet 7:Made some kid trip when I bent over to pick up my phone. CONFIDENCE BOOST.Tweet 8:I now have a flash drive shaped like a Beluga on a lanyard. Feel free to be jealous.Tweet 9:A fly just landed on my monitor. I tried to shoo it away with the cursor. Blonde moment in a brunette's life...Tweet 10: (Conversation with her friend)"I don't know if we can do it this Friday. My uncle lives in my basement.""OH MY GOSH SO DOES MINE!" *Tara and I high-five each other.*Tweet 11:June in Georgia and my mom is huddled under a snowman-and-penguin patterned blanket on the carport. Someone has serious issues with cold.Tweet 12: (Tweeting a scenario between her and Melissa)Melissa: "THERE'S A WASP!"Me: "That's a lightning bug."*bug flashes*Melissa: "...oh."Tweet 13:"Are we putting zombie stickers on the back of the car or not?" ~ MomTweet 14: (A conversation between me and Melissa)Melissa: "You can't go wrong with a mandolin!!"Mom: "....Yeah. Yeah, you can."Tweet 15: (From last night)Heading to the store with Mom to pick up milk in order to make blueberry cobbler at midnight. WE ARE THAT COOL.--------------------------------------------------Yes, kid. We are. _____________________________________Making this gay: I was HORRIFIED when I read about an Arkansas newspaper, The Batesville Daily Guard, that omitted a partner's name from an obituary. Initially, they were going to offer an apology to the partner. Instead, they took out a full page ad to ridicule the partner of the deceased man and stand firm in their discriminatory policy. If you are as disgusted as I am about this, CLICK HERE to read about it and sign the petition to ask the paper to change their policy.
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