After Sally sticking up for the girls last time in the meeting with their principal teacher after having run away for so long, and then her wondering if Sophie’s love for dungarees as a child is the reason she is now a lesBian, could there be any more twists in this couple's relationship? What am I saying, it’s a soap opera, of course there is!
15th October – Part 1
Kevin and Sally are going away to Madrid for a break, leaving Sophian and Random Rosie on their own... with no adults... because our good friend Random clearly isn’t quite adult material yet.
Sophie is convinced her parents have booby-trapped their double bed to stop anything happening on it while they’re away, that they will be checking the girls’ Facebook accounts for any updates including fun, and that they will be on the next flight home, because fun means empty house and empty house means party and party means videos on YouTube.
Sian laughs at her girlfriend, and says that she thought Sally was a kind and caring mum, but Sophie tells her she’s wrong.
Sally is talking to Rita about her worries of going away and leaving the girls alone. Rita says not to as she’s done it before, but Sally says it was different before as it was Rosie and Sophie, this time it’s Rosie, Sophie and Sian.
Rita tells her that she’ll keep an eye on the girls while her and Kevin go away to celebrate their anniversary, as they never thought they’d celebrate it after Sally got ill.
Random Rosie is making dinner for the three of them, when she realises the pie that is in the oven is still frozen and she’s going to be late for a meeting about more modelling work if they don’t have dinner soon. Sophie reminds her sister that they all agreed it was her turn to make dinner so she should have thought about it earlier.
Sian suggests just making a cooked all day breakfast, but they’ll need eggs. Sophian head out to the shop to get them while Random Rosie deals with the raw sausages. She doesn’t look too happy about it either.
Rita arrives at the door to check on the girls as promised to Sally, and Random Rosie manages to piss her off greatly, so she starts having a go at her for being so cheeky and selfish. Finally! Even if Random Rosie does looks 100 different kinds of horrified at Rita’s scary home truths.
However, while Rita is giving Random Rosie a few sharp words, the sausages have managed to catch fire and are quickly making good time around the kitchen, setting fire to the worktops and cupboards... just as Random Rosie walks back in.
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15th October – Part 2
Sophian return 20 years later. Honestly, how long does it take to cross the street and get a few eggs? It was daylight when they left, now it’s dark outside?! They find a charcoaled Random Rosie and a char grilled kitchen.
Sophie goes off her head shouting at her sister as all she’s worried about is her clothes, and Sian stands watching the pair getting onto each other.
Later, Sophian decide to start cleaning, while Random Rosie has a strop about her hair straighteners not working anymore, and Sophie starts at her sister again for being selfish at worrying about herself when the kitchen is ruined.
Random Rosie says it’s Sophie’s fault for making her cook dinner, so Sophie yells at her she’s sorry for wanting to eat! Sophie says it’s going to cost a fortune to fix and she can pay for it with the money she’d been saving up for a stupid bag.
Random Rosie tells her sister that there’s no way she’s using that money, and then tells her not to worry, she’ll get one of her 'hangers-on' to fix it for free: one of the lads that hang around her wanting to be her boyfriend but can’t. This can only get worse.
After calling through 5 of her 'hangers-on', the chances of the kitchen getting sorted soon, and for free, are looking very slim indeed.
Sophian are giggling on the couch about Random Rosie’s attempts, and to make things worse for her, Sophie takes her picture and runs off to put it on Facebook... with her sister hot on her heels chasing her upstairs as Sian sits on the couch laughing.
Sophie and Sian appear with plates of bread, crisps and salad to make sandwiches, and Random Rosie’s on the couch feeling that this is a day she’ll remember for the rest of her life: her own personal origami! Which Sophie enjoys only too well in correcting her sister in telling her she means tsunami!
18th October – Part 1
Random Rosie is dressed to promote her best assets, as she has managed to secure a builder to come and sort the kitchen that day. Sophie is going through a check list for things to take with her to college, and Sian is looking on in disbelief at her girlfriend using a check list to pack her college bag.
Random Rosie then explains to a bewildered Sophian as to her logic behind the top she’s wearing: 50% discount... bare minimum! She still wants to have money left over in her bag fund after getting the kitchen fixed.
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Sophie says she’s lost for words, and Sian asks isn’t she worried they’ll send round a big, fat, sweaty perv, and Random Rosie simply replies that if that’s the case: triple points! Sophie replies with: “And who said feminism was dead?!” Oh dear, it’s only going to end in disaster this one!
Random Rosie opens the door to find Jason standing in the doorway: the same guy she bullied into driving her dad’s car to go and collect Sophian a few short weeks ago. Clearly this was not part of her plan, but she agrees to let Jason in to come and look at the damage.
Jason estimates there’s around 3 days work there that would cost about £400, which Random Rosie replies: "Yeah right, more like two hundred!" They barter back and forward and agree on £325, with a shake of the hand, which lasts a few seconds longer than needed too!
Jason is using a steamer to remove the black grease from the fire off the walls, and is now removing the paper (hopefully to be replaced by a matching one).
Jason removes the top part of his overall and Random Rosie starts getting onto him about loving himself so much and how rubbish his body is (mentioning his 6 pack is missing 4, his pecks are more like specs and his guns aren’t very big either). All this, before saying: “If loving yourself was a country, you’d be Africa.” Huh?!
Jason has hunted through countless stores to get the matching wallpaper, only it doesn’t quite match the rest of the yellow kitchen paper as he got orange!
He says he’s not taking it back, but Random Rosie tells him that they both know he is, and he agrees “But only because I’m a professional.” Then Jason picks up the paper and walks away in a strop. Awww, don’t you just love seeing a new couple forming through flirty-fighting?? Bless.
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So with the kitchen slowly getting fixed from all the fire damage after Random Rosie’s fabulous attempts at cooking sausages, and the girls now attending college instead of school, I wonder what next week will bring for our little lesBians?
Check back next week to find out. Unsure of the story so far? Or just want to relive the couple's adventures to date? Look at previous recaps here.
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